Woke up @ 7:05 (hello Daylight Savings Time), a mere hour and a half late! Got to work @ 8:15 (sorry Jessica!), the roads were slick due to the 4 inches of snow we got in the night! Client #1, we will call her Moron Mary, fed her cat that needs sedation to be groomed..."Don't give him too much of that stuff he throws up"..."We asked you not to feed him b/c of the anesthesia"..."I know, but I have two cats and well he didn't have very much"..."You understand that is one of the reasons he is throwing up don't you"..."I know"..."The food also increases his chances of aspirating while he is 'out'"..."I know, aspir what?"..."Sucking vomited food or fluid into his lungs while he is sedated. That is the main reason we ask you not to feed him after midnight the night before a procedure involving sedation"..."I know. I want him to look like a lion." While this is not the end of the conversation I can't stand to share the rest as it just gets "worser"!
Lunch was nothing to write about...cottage cheese and greek yogurt! UGH!
Moron Mary came back after lunch and demanded to know why her cats face wasn't shaved..."you asked for a 'lion cut'"..."I know"...
Had supper with Joan & Carl. Tacos and warm chocolate cake in milk (This is really the only thing that makes the 'day' worth blogging about!
Came home and while putting wood in stove, the end of a piece came up and bashed me in the face! I am blogging to you all with a swollen, bleeding lip! I am off to take some Motrin and go to bed...and probably cry! HUL
Did you ask her if she works at Jimmy Johns?
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